The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
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you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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