yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
Randomize