hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
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I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
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I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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