I'm really into asian looking animals
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
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