your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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