Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
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