that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
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i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
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I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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