the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
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True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
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"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
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