i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Woke up with a treasure map of my room stuck with sticky tape to my ceiling. followed it and found $75 with a note saying; "eat this if we're invaded"... I'm never getting stoned again
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
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