I drank too much. My snot smells like vodka when I blow my nose.
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
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Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
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No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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