I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
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I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
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Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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