You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
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I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
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30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
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