just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
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They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
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You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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