She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
*swallows 40 gallons of heavy water and astral projects into buzzfeed* Top Ten Reasons Why I Am God
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
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