call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
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