Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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