i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
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You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
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I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
My boob is missing a layer of skin
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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