ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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