Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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