Where are you?
In a non slutty way
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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