can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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