thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
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The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
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When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
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