He looked me in the chest and said "I think I was visited by the titty fairy last night"
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
Randomize
