i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
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Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
Jen gave my number to some guy she met in NY. He sent me a picture of his weiner. He had nice shoes. I replied with a pic of bacon.
When in doubt always reply with bacon.
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
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