I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
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And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
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Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
I would fuck him just for his dog
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
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