i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
Congratulations! We have a period
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
Randomize