Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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