The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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