On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize