so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
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