He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
it's like iHOP with fire
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i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
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I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
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