About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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