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the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool

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(972): the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool http://tfl.nu/pe2b

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he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep

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yeah i got into a fight with my man last night

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why can't men just shut up and put out?

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(860): he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep (860): yeah i got into a fight with my man last night (860): why can't men just shut up and put out? http://tfl.nu/05si

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The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was

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(310): The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was http://tfl.nu/84hp

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We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!

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I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!

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(440): We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days! (1-440): I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!! http://tfl.nu/v3m4

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She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy

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(513): She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy http://tfl.nu/sgsn

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(845): View more from New York

vagina is talking i cant

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(845): vagina is talking i cant http://tfl.nu/cyjf

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Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.

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(601): Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back. http://tfl.nu/ihr9

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.

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(+44): It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done. http://tfl.nu/song

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Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa

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I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...

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(603): Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa (603): I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel... http://tfl.nu/ns98

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This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.

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(250): This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b. http://tfl.nu/l3kw

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Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played

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(216): Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played http://tfl.nu/8t1m

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do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?

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(781): do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents? http://tfl.nu/2gwr

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I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.

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(440): I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation. http://tfl.nu/4dbg

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WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER

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THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL

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(319): WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER (1-319): THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL http://tfl.nu/179q

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You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan

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(770): You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan http://tfl.nu/kbvj

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