hotties wanna shake it
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
I somehow fell asleep on my kitchen counter using the microwave as a pillow
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
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I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
Found your dick twin last night
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From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.