is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
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Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
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Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
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