But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
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You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
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Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
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