as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
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