I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
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