omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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