yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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