You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
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