Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
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