This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
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I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
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Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
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