Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
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