Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
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I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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