so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
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Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
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