I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
Randomize
