there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
Randomize
