why didn't you poke me back
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
Randomize
