What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
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