is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
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