its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
She bit a glass in half.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
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