I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
Also, apparently I'm only coherent when I'm drunk sexting. And then I'm grammatically perfect and impressively eloquent.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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