why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
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Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
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it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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