After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
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