By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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