His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
Her roommate texted her and told her that her cat died. Now she's double-fisting bottles of wine while howling and wailing her dead cat's name. Not how I pictured this booty call.
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
this is an emotional support booty call
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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